There Is No Eisenhower: Trump at War is Mussolini 1940, Not Eden 1956

A thread on Bluesky was forwarded to me that compared the US-Israeli war on Iran to the 1956 Suez Crisis, or the “War of Tripartite Aggression” as it’s called by some.

Their argument is we are in America’s Suez moment, and the question is who forces the withdrawal the way Eisenhower forced Britain and France out of Egypt.

It’s wrong. The parallel doesn’t fit. And the reason it’s wrong is far more dangerous if people keep seeing 1956.

1956 Crisis Was Remarkable for the End

President Eisenhower, a seasoned WWII military general, had the motivation and leverage to end the conflict in Suez. That sentence contains two requirements, not one, and both were specific to the architecture of the postwar order.

Eisenhower had personally spent a decade building the global security structure that American hegemony depended on: NATO, SEATO, Bretton Woods, the dollar as reserve currency, bilateral defense agreements across the Middle East. All of it rested on the structural premise that the United States was the sole legitimate authority over when Western military force gets deployed. He led the Allied defeat of Nazi Germany and in history stands as the exact antithesis to Trump.

Britain and France going into Egypt without American authorization wasn’t a policy disagreement. It was an attempt by weakened rival powers trying to reassert colonial-era authority by making war decisions inside the American security perimeter.

If that precedent stood, the entire modern “united” architecture of nations was negotiable.

Eisenhower also had a Soviet timing problem. The Suez invasion came the same week as a dramatic Soviet invasion of Hungary. Eisenhower wanted Hungary for optics to fracture Soviet legitimacy. He could have said look at what empire does, look at the tanks in Budapest, except his own allies were running a colonial invasion in Egypt.

The moral framework justifying the entire Cold War strategy collapsed if the “good” guys were as bad or worse than the Soviets.

The American President flexed, hard, to put the British and French back in their seats. He threatened to dump Britain’s sterling reserves and block IMF support. The threat was specific, credible, and existential to the British economy, from the man who had saved Britain from Hitler. Eden folded within days. Britain and France withdrew. Eisenhower took a moral stand against Germany (he was directly responsible for documentation of the Holocaust) and pivoted it into the definitive end of European colonial military power in the Middle East.

The key word in all of this is architect. Whether or not Eisenhower acted on principle, he was protecting the law and order building he had built. The rules-based international order, which meant the American-dominated order as a result of WWII, was his structure to keep the world spinning safely. He was compassionate, brave and intelligent but more important to history he was willing to defend the laws of conflict.

No Eisenhower Today

The Suez model requires someone who built something, or owns it now, and is willing to sacrifice to protect it. Who stops Trump from repeatedly committing crimes? Look at who holds leverage today and ask whether either condition is met.

China has the most obvious card. They hold over $750 billion in US Treasuries. They’re the manufacturing backbone of the American consumer economy. Iran is already letting Chinese ships through the Strait of Hormuz while blocking Western ones. Beijing owns a mediator’s position without asking for it, and they aren’t saying much. Perhaps they are learning too much about American weakness to stop America from revealing themselves. They could tell Washington: we’ll keep the Strait open for everyone through our relationship with Tehran, but the price is you stop. The problem is for every F-15E shot down by friendly fire, for every American military facility bombed by Iranian drones, China gains invaluable intelligence to defeat an overextended and over budget America.

China also wants a different architecture, not the preservation of this one. They’d play the Eisenhower card to extract concessions, not to restore systemic stability. That makes them a transactional actor, not a global architectural one. Eisenhower sacrificed the special relationship with Britain to protect the legal system of conflict resolution. China is a competitor that would sacrifice the system to improve its position within it.

The EU has the more structurally Eisenhower-shaped tool. The dollar’s reserve currency status depends on European financial institutions continuing to clear through it. If the ECB and European banks started building euro-denominated energy settlement infrastructure, which the Hormuz crisis is practically begging them to do, that’s the slow-motion version of Eisenhower’s sterling threat. Not a dramatic sell-off, but a structural migration that Washington can’t reverse once it starts. We already have seen EU institutional investors unhitch their wagons from Trump.

The European project is, in principle, an architectural bet. The whole thing is a rules-based order scaled to a continent. But the EU spent seventy years subcontracting its security architecture to Washington as a foundation. Using Eisenhower’s leverage means admitting that the contractor went nuts and you need to rebuild it yourself. That’s not a diplomatic adjustment. That’s a civilizational decision, and nothing in the current European leadership suggests that appetite exists beyond rhetoric. Don’t vacation in NYC. Stop using Google. Ok.

So neither has both requirements. China has leverage without architectural motivation. The EU has architectural identity without the urge to use its leverage. And neither has what Eisenhower had most essentially: the position of the expert builder, someone who treats the international order as their own very specific work product rather than something they inherited or hope to replace.

This Is 1940, Not 1956

If 1956 is the model where an architect intervenes, 1940 is the model where nobody does, meaning everyone gets dragged in by the gravity of their own dependencies.

Nobody was motivated to enter a North Africa theater, except Mussolini. Not Hitler. Not the British, who planned a five-day raid and got a three-year campaign. Not the Australians, New Zealanders, South Africans, Indians, or Free French who fought there. The theater emerged because Mussolini was a horrible impatient fraud who created a cascading failure that no single power had the authority or motivation to stop. Every subsequent actor entered not by choice but by compulsion to stabilize the inherent chaos of fascism. Germany couldn’t let Italy collapse. Britain couldn’t let Egypt fall. The Commonwealth couldn’t let Britain fight alone. The United States couldn’t let the Mediterranean become an Axis lake. And the lesson of Mussolini’s invasion of Ethiopia in 1935 hung over all of it; the League of Nations’ failure to act then made the cascading drag-in inevitable later.

That’s the pattern unfolding now.

Iran retaliates against Gulf states that hosted American assets. Qatar stops gas production and declares force majeure. Oil hits $119. European energy security is threatened for the second time in four years. The E3 deploy “defensive” military assets to the region. Insurance companies close the Strait of Hormuz more effectively than the Iranian navy did. China gets preferential transit. Japan begs for strategic reserve releases. Qatar’s energy minister warns that continued war will “bring down economies of the world.”

Every actor is being dragged in by dependencies on stability, not by choice to fight for order. That is the key structure of 1940, unlike 1956.

Builder, Tenant, Arsonist

The reason the Suez parallel attracts is (besides more recent) that it implies a resolution mechanism. Somewhere out there is a hero, a responsible adult with leverage who will call a halt to stupidity of Trump’s toddler-like rants. But the 1956 resolution depended on a specific power relationship and rational actors: the aggressor (Britain) was a junior partner dependent on the intervener (the US). Eisenhower could discipline Eden because Eden needed American financial support to survive, and Eden arguably wasn’t someone who would put an Elon Musk in charge of anything and show up in the Epstein Files.

Trump isn’t even close to being an Eden. He can’t be disciplined by a senior partner because his entire existence is proof he never listens. He’s Mussolini in many ways, the deranged hot-headed initiator whose failures create cascading obligations for everyone else. And Netanyahu isn’t playing a subordinate role that can be overruled from above. He’s the catalyst who understood, correctly, that once the war starts, American sunk costs make withdrawal politically impossible. The junior partner traps the senior partner by making the senior partner’s credibility dependent on the junior partner’s war.

This is exactly how Mussolini and Hitler came to entrench in failures. Italy’s North Africa disaster pulled Germany sideways. If the southern Mediterranean fell, the entire Axis position was open to attack. Hitler committed the Afrika Korps not because it was a German strategy but because Mussolini dragged him. The dependency ran upward.

Someone on Bluesky described the likely outcome as “if Vietnam and the oil crisis had a baby.” That captures the domestic experience of quagmire plus economic shock. Yet the structural model remains 1940: a cascading multi-actor catastrophe where the war becomes everyone’s problem not because anyone decided to make it stop, but because the interdependencies won’t let anyone walk away.

The Slide

I studied this dynamic at the LSE under Professor John Kent in the History department. One of Kent’s major works, British Imperial Strategy and the Origins of the Cold War 1944-49, documented the process by which systemic architectural ownership transfers. He laid out that it only transfers when someone wants the outcome badly enough to pay for it.

His core thesis was that the Cold War’s origins weren’t simply US-Soviet ideological confrontation. They were about the collapse of British imperial architecture and the contest over who would replace it. Britain in 1944-49 was trying to maintain its role as systemic guarantor of the Middle Eastern and Mediterranean security order. This was not out of nostalgia, but because the architecture of British global power ran through Suez, the Gulf, and the Eastern Mediterranean.

I unfortunately remember well trying in a seminar, as a young and dumb student, to convince Professor Kent that America was motivated by oil. Pssshaw he said, warning me sternly that Americans don’t read enough to know their own history, in between bites of a cucumber and cream cheese sandwich.

When Britain couldn’t afford to maintain their role (still struggling from WWII), the US stepped in not out of principle but because the vacuum threatened American interests. Truman took over the British position in Greece and Turkey in 1947 because the alternative was Soviet influence in the Eastern Mediterranean. Eisenhower could discipline Eden at Suez in 1956 precisely because the US had already replaced Britain as the architect. Eden was a tenant trying to act like a boss, and Eisenhower reminded him of the global end of white supremacist doctrines.

Kent’s framework makes the current absence explicit. The Eisenhower moment at Suez wasn’t a one-off act of statesmanship. It was the culmination of a decade-long architectural transfer. And the reason there’s no Eisenhower now is that no equivalent transfer has happened. Nobody has taken ownership of the system the US was supposed to still be capable of running, instead of currently setting itself on fire.

The question Kent taught us to ask wasn’t “why do wars start” but “why do wars spread.” The answer, over and over, is that wars spread when the costs of intervention are high but the costs of non-intervention are structurally higher. Every actor faces a local calculation that makes joining cheaper than staying out, even though the aggregate result is catastrophic for everyone.

That’s where we are. The EU can’t afford another energy crisis but can’t afford to break with Washington. China can’t afford Middle Eastern instability but can’t afford to confront the US directly. Gulf states can’t afford Iranian retaliation but can’t afford to deny the US basing rights. Iran can’t afford to keep fighting but can’t afford to stop while bombs are falling. Everyone’s local logic says “keep going.” Nobody’s structural position says “stop.” That’s a 1940 slide again.

In 1956, one man could stop it because he had built the system and valued it more than any single relationship within it. In 1940, nobody could stop it because nobody had built anything they valued more than their own survival. The system didn’t have an architect. It just had tenants looking around for help while their building was being set on fire.

Mussolini always talked like Trump or even Pete Hegseth. It’s easy, it’s ahead of schedule, breaking all the rules means finishing faster. None of that was or is true. Italy sleepwalked into a three-year, multi-nation war across North Africa and lost everything. Mussolini planned a quick advance to Sidi Barrani. He was hanged.

Italian dictator Mussolini was hanged (with his mistress) before he could be tried for his war crimes.

Havana Syndrome Device Has Become Undeniable

The U.S. government has a device that causes Havana Syndrome. It has tested it on animals. It has classified footage of Americans being struck by it overseas. The CIA knows exactly what this weapon does.

Yet the CIA still won’t say who is responsible for Americans attacked with such a device.

A Device Without a Name

In late 2024, DHS Homeland Security Investigations agents used over $15 million in Pentagon funding to purchase a portable, backpack-sized weapon from a Russian criminal group.

At first glance you might think that’s lot of money but the Pentagon under “no rules surf and turf” orders from Hegseth last September spent $15.1 million just on ribeye steaks with another $7 million on lobster tail. Don’t ask how much was spent on Hegseth’s makeup room.

The device purchase exposed that the vital device components were made in Russia. It operates silently, programmable for different scenarios, operable by remote control, and capable of penetrating windows and drywall at a range of several hundred feet. It doesn’t look like much and certainly not a weapon. The software does the work: like a medical tool it shapes a unique electromagnetic wave that rapidly pulses, narrowly targeting electrically active organic tissue.

For years, the CIA argued a microwave weapon capable of causing Havana Syndrome injuries victims would be very large and therefore hard to operate covertly, the size of a truck.

That argument is long gone.

Test Results Are In

The weapon has been in a U.S. military lab for over a year. Tests on rats and sheep produced injuries consistent with those seen in humans diagnosed with Havana Syndrome. Sources who spoke to 60 Minutes also described classified security footage showing Americans being struck overseas — including incidents at CIA headquarters in Virginia and on the grounds of the White House. The CIA declined to comment.

Stanford microbiologist David Relman, who chaired two government investigations into Havana Syndrome, explained the mechanism:

When you produce pulses like this, you can actually stimulate electrically active tissue like brain tissue and the heart… mimicking what the brain normally does, but now you’re driving it with your pulses from the outside.

Norway Accidentally Confirmed It

A Norwegian government scientist with a reputation as a leading skeptic of directed-energy weapon theories discovered the opposite of his intent. He constructed his own pulsed microwave device in 2024 to prove, with himself as the test subject, that such technology was harmless. He instead harmed himself enough to suffer neurological symptoms consistent with Havana Syndrome: headaches, vertigo, memory loss, hearing loss, cognitive disruption.

The Norwegian government informed the CIA. The Pentagon and White House each sent delegations to Norway to examine his device.

U.S. officials noted that his symptoms were not a clinical match for every documented AHI case, but confirmed the core finding: pulsed-energy devices can cause measurable neurological injury in humans.

A skeptic built a device to disprove the theory and caused his own brain damage instead.

CIA Struggles to Deny

A former CIA officer who worked the agency’s Havana Syndrome investigation told 60 Minutes that the unit’s mission, from the beginning, was to:

bring down the temperature

The agency has been steering conclusions toward environmental causes. This tracks with what victims have documented for years. CIA senior leadership privately accused them of fabricating symptoms for financial gain, denied medical care, and required participation in research as a condition of treatment.

The 60 Minutes investigation further found that incidents had been reported at CIA headquarters and on White House grounds, which make “environmental factors” an implausible explanation on their face.

The 2023 intelligence community assessment concluded it was “very unlikely” a foreign adversary was responsible. And that assessment held through a January 2025 update.

So what, it’s a domestic adversary?

A Big Split

The intelligence community is now formally divided on the issue, as evidence no longer can be explained away. The NSA and the National Ground Intelligence Center have shifted positions, acknowledging the possibility that a foreign actor possesses technology capable of producing biological effects consistent with documented AHI cases. The CIA and four other agencies aren’t having it, and continue to hold the “very unlikely” line.

This is not a difference of analytical interpretation. The U.S. defense experts have a working device, animal trial results, classified impact footage, and an accidental human replication in Norway. The CIA has a weak conclusion it reached in 2023 and has declined to revisit.

Proliferation Risk

The operation that obtained the device exposed an arms dealer situation. Obviously if undercover HSI agents could buy this weapon from dealers in the arms market, Russia doesn’t keep or control it. These devices are not confined to state programs. They are circulating. Any billionaire these days could buy one, especially if the CIA keeps denying they even exist. The question is who makes them, how fast, how many of them are out there, who has them, and who has been harmed.

The CIA’s continued position does not engage with any of this. It predates the device acquisition, predates the animal trials, predates Norway, and predates the classified footage. It is a conclusion held in place by institutional investment in a prior judgment.

That means the agency is actively refusing to do analysis. That is a cover.

Yo’ War Secretary So Ugly He Banned Photos

The Pentagon barred press photographers from Iran war briefings because Defence Secretary Hegseth’s staff thought his March 2 photos didn’t flatter him. AP, Reuters, and Getty were all shut out. Only DOD staff photographers have been allowed since.

Not a joke. Not even North Korea.

Speaking of which, Kim Jong Un’s personal photographer was once expelled from the Workers’ Party when he cast an unflattering shadow on the leader’s neck. Camera flash and done.

Every government that controls its photographic record is a totalitarian state, an authoritarian regime, or a democracy generating a major press freedom scandal and promising to never do it again. There is no precedent in any democratic country for a defence official banning press photographers during a war because he can’t handle the truth. The closest parallels are personality cults.

The stupidity of Hegseth isn’t even incidental either, it’s the diagnostic for Trump team incompetence. Competent authoritarians offer some kind of policy rationale. Haw Haw Hegseth can’t even be bothered.

Tesla FSD Crashes Blind Into High Viz Railroad Barrier

A Tesla in “Full Self-Driving” mode crashed through a bright red railroad crossing barrier in West Covina, California on March 8th. NBC has documented over 40 similar incidents, but watching a barrier’s reflective surface filling the entire camera frame as it crashes is a sight to behold. Tesla’s latest and greatest “self-driving” design is the equivalent of “I can’t see and DGAF.”

The Sequence

At 09:57:14 the car is doing 25 MPH in Self-Driving mode, cruising towards a giant white X and approaching lowered high visibility barriers.

Four seconds later at 09:57:18 the entire camera frame is red because the barrier’s reflective surface is flush against the lens.

Speed only dropped to 22, meaning no braking intervention from FSD at all. The camera didn’t just fail to classify the barrier. The barrier occluded the entire camera view!

The system’s primary sensor was physically blocked by the obstacle it was driving into, and the system interpreted that as… nothing to see here.

Nada.

No emergency stop, no uncertainty flag, no alarm and handoff to driver. A complete loss of visual input was registered as normal driving conditions.

That’s not an edge case in object detection.

Tesla is an abject failure in the most basic perceptual logic: if your camera suddenly goes from road scene to solid red, something is wrong. Even without classifying what — barrier, wall, vehicle, tarp — the total loss of scene coherence should trigger an emergency response. The Tesla design for safety has no safe concept of “I can’t see.”

And in the frames before the crash into the barrier, the visual signals are stacked: flashing lights, lowered gates, white X railroad crossing sign, painted road markings. Every redundant safety indicator that exists at a railroad crossing was active.

FSD missed all of them and then missed the barrier itself as it filled the frame.

NHTSA’s investigation of Tesla has specifically covered this problem, and the data deadline was the same day this went viral. Tesla faced 8,313 records to review at 300/day and couldn’t handle it. That’s 28 days of review for a deadline they’d already extended twice.

Meanwhile, Tesla FSD keeps crashing and people still try to act surprised.